The Twelve Days of Crackmas

An annual tradition since 2000! The annual posting of the 12 Days of Crackmas!

Twelve Days of Crackmas

On the first day of Christmas, my Crackwhore gave to me
an unclassified V.D

On the second day of Christmas, my crackwhore gave to me
two shiny anal beads and
an unclassified V.D

On the third day of Christmas, my crackwhore gave to me
three used condoms
two shiny anal beads and
an unclassified V.D.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my crackwhore gave to me
four bags of blow
three used condoms
two shiny anal beads and
an unclassified V.D.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my crackwhore gave to me
five —golden teeth
four bags of blow
three used condoms
two shiny anal beads and
an unclassified V.D.

On the sixth day of Christmas,  my crackwhore gave to me
six pieces of iron
five —golden teeth
four bags of blow
three used condoms
two shiny anal beads and
an unclassified V.D.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my crackwhore gave to me
seven bad cold sores
six pieces of iron
five —golden teeth
four bags of blow
three used condoms
two shiny anal beads and
an unclassified V.D.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my crackwhore gave to me
eight bastard children
seven bad cold sores
six pieces of iron
five —golden teeth
four bags of blow
three used condoms
two shiny anal beads and
an unclassified V.D.

On the ninth day of Christmas,  my crackwhore gave to me
nine sheets of acid
eight bastard children
seven bad cold sores
six pieces of iron
five —golden teeth
four bags of blow
three used condoms
two shiny anal beads and
an unclassified V.D.

On the tenth day of Christmas,  my crackwhore gave to me
ten colt 40′s
nine sheets of acid
eight bastard children
seven bad cold sores
six pieces of iron
five —golden teeth
four bags of blow
three used condoms
two shiny anal beads and
an unclassified V.D.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,  my crackwhore gave to me
eleven genital warts
ten colt 40′s
nine sheets of acid
eight bastard children
seven bad cold sores
six pieces of iron
five —golden teeth
four bags of blow
three used condoms
two shiny anal beads and
an unclassified V.D.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,  my crackwhore gave to me
twelve used syringes
eleven genital warts
ten colt 40′s
nine sheets of acid
eight bastard children
seven bad cold sores
six pieces of iron
five —golden teeth
four bags of blow
three used condoms
two shiny anal beads and
an unclassified V.D.

 

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